Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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