I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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