so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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