I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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