I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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