Someone shit on the floor
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize