I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
