When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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