thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've blown a few things in my day
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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