does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
