The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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