Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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