I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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