Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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