Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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