just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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