Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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