If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Please, let me fuck your mom
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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