is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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