do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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