he was CRYING into my vagina
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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