From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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