Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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