Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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