i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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