i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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