i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We left an ass print on the piano.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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