WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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