I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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