i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just had sex bonerless
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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