We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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