I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Me too!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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