I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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