you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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