Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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