I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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