he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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