am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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