I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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