Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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