Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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