STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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