Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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