I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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