Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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