You really coming over, don't trick.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
