I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Operation Purity has been aborted
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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