no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so explain again why im purple
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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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