Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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