If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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