After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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