I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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