no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Randomize
